When I went on Doxycycline, I went home and goggled it. I always do this. It said it’s used to treat this, that, the other thing, and gonnorhea. I laughed.
After she prescribed Ceftin, I went home and googled it. I always do this! It said it’s used to treat this, that, the other thing and gonnorhea. Now I was on a higher dose, taken more frequently, for a duration of 3 months.
I guess this is why the pharmacist always coughs the word “slut” when I come in to pick up my meds.
Or maybe I’m lying.